{"id":21484,"date":"2012-10-01T12:00:27","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T11:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=21484"},"modified":"2012-09-12T22:03:36","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T21:03:36","slug":"i-won-the-lottery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/10\/i-won-the-lottery\/","title":{"rendered":"I Won The Lottery!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, &#8220;Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The wife says, &#8220;Oh my god! What should I pack? Beach stuff or mountain stuff?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The husband yells back, &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter. Just get the hell out!&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, &#8220;Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}