{"id":21726,"date":"2012-10-08T12:00:14","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T11:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=21726"},"modified":"2012-09-22T17:18:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T16:18:06","slug":"by-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/10\/by-the-way\/","title":{"rendered":"By the Way\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he&#8217;d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.<\/p>\n<p>He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.<\/p>\n<p>He held it up and said with a charming little smile, &#8220;We better throw this one out too then, &#8217;cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he&#8217;d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}