{"id":21977,"date":"2012-10-22T12:00:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=21977"},"modified":"2012-10-04T17:06:53","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T16:06:53","slug":"whales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/10\/whales\/","title":{"rendered":"Whales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.<\/p>\n<p>Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl said, &#8220;When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asked, &#8220;What if Jonah went to hell?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The little girl replied, &#8220;Then you ask him&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}