The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.<\/p>\n
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.<\/p>\n
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”<\/p>\n
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.<\/p>\n
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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