{"id":22571,"date":"2012-11-12T12:00:56","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T12:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=22571"},"modified":"2012-11-01T06:46:05","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T06:46:05","slug":"revelation-320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/11\/revelation-320\/","title":{"rendered":"Revelation 3:20"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.<\/p>\n<p>All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.<\/p>\n<p>Revelation 3:20 reads: &#8220;Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Genesis 3:10 reads: &#8220;And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}