{"id":226842,"date":"2023-01-16T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2023-01-16T12:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=226842"},"modified":"2023-01-05T08:42:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-05T08:42:45","slug":"at-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2023\/01\/at-school\/","title":{"rendered":"At School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher: &#8220;What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green the other is blue with red spots!&#8221;<br \/>\nJohnny: &#8220;Yes it&#8217;s really strange. I&#8217;ve got another pair of the same at home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">********************<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: &#8220;Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?&#8221;<br \/>\nPupil: &#8220;Brotherly love.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">********************<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: &#8220;Alex, your composition on &#8216;My Dog&#8217; is exactly the same as your brother&#8217;s. Did you copy his?&#8221;<br \/>\nAlex: &#8220;No, sir. It&#8217;s the same dog!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">********************<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: &#8220;What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?&#8221;<br \/>\nMary: &#8220;A teacher.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">********************<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-102260 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher: &#8220;What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green the other is blue with red spots!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-226842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226842\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}