{"id":2281,"date":"2009-04-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/04\/god-and-the-world\/"},"modified":"2009-04-29T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T00:00:00","slug":"god-and-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/04\/god-and-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"GOD AND THE WORLD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God was disgusted with the mess in the world that people had created.&nbsp; He decided to end the experiment in three days, and summoned Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates in front of him to tell them that he would destroy the world, and they should please announce it to their people.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Clinton went on national television and announced, &quot;I have some good news and some bad news.&nbsp; The good news is that God exists, the bad news is that he is going to destroy the world.&quot;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Yeltsin went on TV and announced, &quot;I have some bad news and some even worse news.&nbsp; The bad news is that God exists, atheism is wrong, and the worse news is that he is going to destroy the world.&quot;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Bill Gates assembled his employees and told them, &quot;I have some good news and some even better news.&nbsp; The good news is that God has finally recognized me as a world leader on par with Clinton and Yeltsin.&nbsp; The better news is that we will never have to fix Windows.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God was disgusted with the mess in the world that people had created.&nbsp; He decided to end the experiment in three days, and summoned Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates in front of him to tell them that he would destroy the world, and they should please announce it to their people.&nbsp; Clinton went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}