{"id":23381,"date":"2012-12-10T12:00:42","date_gmt":"2012-12-10T12:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=23381"},"modified":"2012-11-24T17:43:23","modified_gmt":"2012-11-24T17:43:23","slug":"lipstick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/12\/lipstick\/","title":{"rendered":"Lipstick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A school was faced with a unique problem.<\/p>\n<p>A number of teenage girls were beginning to use lipsticks and used to put them on in the bathroom. That was fine; but after they painted their lips they would kiss the mirrors leaving many lip prints behind.<\/p>\n<p>Every night the janitor would remove the lip prints but the next day the girls would put them back again.<\/p>\n<p>The principal decided that something had to be done. So she called the girls for a meeting with the janitor in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>She explained that the lipstick marks on the mirrors were a major headache for the maintenance man who had to clean up the mess every night.<\/p>\n<p>And to show how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked him to make a demonstration.<\/p>\n<p>He got his mop, dipped it in a toilet bowl, squeezed it, and proceeded to wipe a mirror clean.<\/p>\n<p>Case solved. No more lip prints were ever found on the mirrors again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A school was faced with a unique problem. A number of teenage girls were beginning to use lipsticks and used to put them on in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}