{"id":2343,"date":"2009-05-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/jokes-to-be-taken-seriously\/"},"modified":"2009-05-19T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T00:00:00","slug":"jokes-to-be-taken-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/05\/jokes-to-be-taken-seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"JOKES TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Education is what remains after you have forgotten everything you learnt.”<\/p>\n

"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog."
— Harry Truman<\/em><\/p>\n

"Anger has always a reason, but seldom a good one."
— Benjamin Franklin<\/em><\/p>\n

"Those who can give up essential liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
— Benjamin Franklin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Education is what remains after you have forgotten everything you learnt.” "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog."— Harry Truman "Anger has always a reason, but seldom a good one." — Benjamin Franklin "Those who can give up essential liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." — Benjamin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}