{"id":234946,"date":"2023-05-15T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2023-05-15T11:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=234946"},"modified":"2023-05-07T05:42:14","modified_gmt":"2023-05-07T04:42:14","slug":"boyfriend-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2023\/05\/boyfriend-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Boyfriend Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They\u2019re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.<\/p>\n<p>Later, the girl\u2019s mom says, <em>\u201cDear, he doesn\u2019t seem to be a very nice boy.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOh, please, Mom!\u201d <\/em>replies the daughter<em>. \u201cIf he wasn\u2019t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/laugh-logo-joke-smile-e1665551911370.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-217253 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/laugh-logo-joke-smile-e1665551911370.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"133\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":217253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-234946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234947,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234946\/revisions\/234947"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/217253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}