{"id":238167,"date":"2023-07-03T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2023-07-03T11:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=238167"},"modified":"2023-06-27T08:17:27","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T07:17:27","slug":"children-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2023\/07\/children-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Children"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:<\/p>\n

“Take two aspirins”<\/em> and “Keep away from children.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Mental illness is hereditary: we get it from our children.<\/p>\n

*******************<\/p>\n

The teacher asks Johnny,<\/p>\n

“Why is your shirt so dirty?”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Johnny says,<\/p>\n

“You told us that we should live every day as if it was our last one, and who would want to do laundry on the last day?”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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