{"id":242180,"date":"2023-08-28T12:00:31","date_gmt":"2023-08-28T11:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=242180"},"modified":"2023-08-13T06:22:27","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T05:22:27","slug":"uncle-sams-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2023\/08\/uncle-sams-classroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Sam\u2019s Classroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">School Begins<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-242181\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class-1024x602.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class-1024x602.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class-300x176.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class-768x452.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class-1536x903.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Uncle-Sam-Civilization-Class.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Uncle Sam (to his new class in civilization): \u201cNow, children, you\u2019ve got to learn these lessons whether you want to or not! But just take a look at the class ahead of you, and remember that, in a little while, you will feel as glad to be here as they are!\u201d\u00a0 &#8212; Orinoco Tribune<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>School Begins<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-242180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242180"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242184,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242180\/revisions\/242184"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}