After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.<\/p>\n
The guy from Corona sits down and says “Hey Se\u00f1or, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”<\/p>\n
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.<\/p>\n
The guy from Budweiser says “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers, a Budweiser.”<\/p>\n
The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”<\/p>\n
He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says “Give me a Coke.”<\/p>\n
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.<\/p>\n
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”<\/p>\n
The Guinness president replies “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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