{"id":24824,"date":"2013-02-04T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T12:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=24824"},"modified":"2013-02-04T13:24:52","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T13:24:52","slug":"evils-of-liquor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/02\/evils-of-liquor\/","title":{"rendered":"Evils of Liquor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, class. Observe the worms closely,&#8221; said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.<\/p>\n<p>The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. &#8220;Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?&#8221; the professor asked.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, &#8220;Drink whiskey and you won&#8217;t get worms!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}