{"id":249841,"date":"2023-12-11T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=249841"},"modified":"2023-12-05T09:49:19","modified_gmt":"2023-12-05T09:49:19","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2023\/12\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>What did the triangle say to the circle? <\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"27\">You\u2019re pointless.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"28\"><strong>RIP, boiling water. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\" data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"29\">You will be mist.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"30\"><strong>I ordered a chicken and an egg online.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\" data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"33\">I\u2019ll let you know what comes first.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"34\"><strong>Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\" data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"35\">She kept running away from the ball!<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"36\"><strong>What do lawyers wear to court?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\" data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"37\">Lawsuits.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"38\"><strong>What do elves learn in school? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\" data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"39\">The elf-abet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have a nice day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-249841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":249842,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249841\/revisions\/249842"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}