{"id":250425,"date":"2023-12-18T12:00:31","date_gmt":"2023-12-18T12:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=250425"},"modified":"2023-12-13T06:07:18","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T06:07:18","slug":"a-few-for-the-road-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2023\/12\/a-few-for-the-road-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Few for the Road\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut.webp\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-250426\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut-300x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut-1024x1024.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut-768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/barber-shortcut.webp 1120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/celebrity-cool-fan.webp\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-250427 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/celebrity-cool-fan-e1702447197348.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/garbage-flies.webp\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-250428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/garbage-flies-300x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog.webp\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-250429\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog-300x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog-1024x1024.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog-768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/poodle-watchdog.webp 1120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Light weight?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-250425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":250430,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250425\/revisions\/250430"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}