{"id":254032,"date":"2024-02-12T12:00:42","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T12:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=254032"},"modified":"2024-02-06T10:58:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T10:58:25","slug":"a-few-for-the-road-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2024\/02\/a-few-for-the-road-3\/","title":{"rendered":"A Few for the Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>Try to keep a straight face at these one-liners:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">What month is the shortest of the year? May; three letters.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn&#8217;t like it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Why do we tell actors to &#8220;break a leg?&#8221; Because every play has a cast.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-102260 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just try to keep a straight face at these one-liners:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-254032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254032"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254036,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254032\/revisions\/254036"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}