{"id":25563,"date":"2013-02-25T12:00:54","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T12:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=25563"},"modified":"2013-02-10T16:33:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T16:33:01","slug":"billing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/02\/billing\/","title":{"rendered":"Billing"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>A medical doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.<\/p>\n<p>Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.<\/p>\n<p>After an hour of this, the exasperated physician asked the lawyer,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you&#8217;re out of the office?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I give it to them,&#8221; replied the lawyer, &#8220;and then I send them a bill.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor was taken aback, but agreed to give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, feeling a bit guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.<\/p>\n<p>When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A medical doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}