A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
\nApproaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible.
\nWhat’s the problem?”
\n“My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.”
\n“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.
\n“Then in July,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $50,000.”
\n“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”
\n“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”
\n“Three close family members lost in three months?
\nHow sad.”
\n“Then this month,” continued, the friend, “nothing!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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