{"id":26150,"date":"2013-04-01T12:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T11:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=26150"},"modified":"2013-03-01T00:42:55","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T00:42:55","slug":"deaf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/04\/deaf\/","title":{"rendered":"Deaf"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”<\/p>\n

The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”<\/p>\n

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?”<\/p>\n

He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.<\/p>\n

Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for supper?”<\/p>\n

She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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