The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.<\/p>\n
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘that’s Michael. He’s a doctor.'”<\/p>\n
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher. She’s dead.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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