{"id":26763,"date":"2013-04-29T12:00:50","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=26763"},"modified":"2015-05-06T12:53:09","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T11:53:09","slug":"the-climb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/04\/the-climb\/","title":{"rendered":"The Climb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.<\/p>\n<p>As a group they decided that one of them should let go. If that didn&#8217;t happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.<\/p>\n<p>Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.<\/p>\n<p>All the blondes applauded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}