{"id":27462,"date":"2013-06-03T12:00:55","date_gmt":"2013-06-03T11:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=27462"},"modified":"2015-05-06T12:52:56","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T11:52:56","slug":"bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/06\/bad-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, &#8220;Six shots? What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I found out my older brother is gay,&#8221; replied the man.<\/p>\n<p>The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. &#8220;What now?&#8221; asked the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I found out my younger brother is gay,&#8221; replied the man.<\/p>\n<p>The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. &#8220;Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?&#8221; asked the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>The man replied, &#8220;Yeah, my wife does.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, &#8220;Six shots? What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}