{"id":27465,"date":"2013-06-10T12:00:46","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T11:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=27465"},"modified":"2015-05-06T12:52:53","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T11:52:53","slug":"stunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/06\/stunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Stunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.<\/p>\n<p>Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel&#8217;s. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window.<\/p>\n<p>Much to everybody&#8217;s surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar.<\/p>\n<p>The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Easy,&#8221; says the man. &#8220;Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow,&#8221; says the man at the bar. &#8220;I gotta try this.&#8221; He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Geez, Superman,&#8221; says the bartender. &#8220;You can be a real a jerk when you&#8217;re drunk.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}