{"id":2792,"date":"2009-09-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-14T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/forgetfulness\/"},"modified":"2009-09-14T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T00:00:00","slug":"forgetfulness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/09\/forgetfulness\/","title":{"rendered":"FORGETFULNESS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man sat on a park bench crying. A young man walked by and asked him why he was crying. The old man said, <\/p>\n<p>&quot;I&#8217;m retired, with a fat pension, I have a big luxury apartment and a beautiful young wife who loves me.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>The young man asked, &quot;Then why the hell are you crying!?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>The old man replied, &quot;I forgot where I live!<\/p>\n<p>*********************<\/p>\n<p>One nice thing about senility is that you can hide your own Easter eggs.<\/p>\n<p>*********************<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man sat on a park bench crying. A young man walked by and asked him why he was crying. The old man said, &quot;I&#8217;m retired, with a fat pension, I have a big luxury apartment and a beautiful young wife who loves me.&quot; The young man asked, &quot;Then why the hell are you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}