{"id":281669,"date":"2024-12-02T12:00:44","date_gmt":"2024-12-02T12:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=281669"},"modified":"2024-11-30T08:52:44","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T08:52:44","slug":"internet-quick-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2024\/12\/internet-quick-ones\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet Quick Ones\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>How do trees get on the Internet?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They log in.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do computers like to eat?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chips.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call a space magician?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A flying saucerer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is a computer\u2019s first sign of old age?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Loss of memory.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What does a baby computer call his father?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Instead of Da-da it says \u201cDa-ta.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is an astronaut\u2019s favorite control on the computer keyboard?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The space bar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/joke-logo-animated.gif\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-281670\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/joke-logo-animated.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do trees get on the Internet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":281670,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[1282,83],"class_list":["post-281669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-internet","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":281671,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281669\/revisions\/281671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/281670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}