{"id":2832,"date":"2009-09-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/farmer-stories\/"},"modified":"2009-09-21T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T00:00:00","slug":"farmer-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/09\/farmer-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"FARMER STORIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer from Appenzell was small and slim.&nbsp; On a visit to Zurich, a tall, heavy-set man said to him, &quot;When I see you, it reminds me of a famine.&quot;&nbsp; The farmer replied, &quot;Yes, and when I see you, it reminds me of who is responsible for the famine.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>A farmers couple from Appenzell went shopping in Zurich.&nbsp; After they had been walking around all morning, the husband urgently needed to go to a bathroom.&nbsp; He was searching in vain, and finally, in desperation, he went into a small blind alley and pied against the wall.&nbsp; Just then a policeman came around the corner and said, &quot;Hey, maybe you do such things in Appenzell, but here in Zurich, this is forbidden.&nbsp; That will be a ten Frank fine.&quot;&nbsp; The farmer opened his wallet and had only a 20 Frank bill, which he gave to the policeman.&nbsp; The policeman did not have change, and did not know what to do.&nbsp; So the farmer said to his wife, &quot;Come on, make a pi-pi too, then it will be just right.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer from Appenzell was small and slim.&nbsp; On a visit to Zurich, a tall, heavy-set man said to him, &quot;When I see you, it reminds me of a famine.&quot;&nbsp; The farmer replied, &quot;Yes, and when I see you, it reminds me of who is responsible for the famine.&quot; A farmers couple from Appenzell went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}