{"id":29008,"date":"2013-06-24T12:00:16","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T11:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=29008"},"modified":"2015-05-06T09:00:14","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T08:00:14","slug":"circumcision-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/06\/circumcision-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Circumcision"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, \u201cWhat are you in here for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other says, \u201cCircumcision.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first boy says \u201cOh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn\u2019t walk for a year!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, \u201cWhat are you in here for?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}