{"id":2933,"date":"2009-10-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/psychiatrists\/"},"modified":"2009-10-12T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T00:00:00","slug":"psychiatrists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/10\/psychiatrists\/","title":{"rendered":"PSYCHIATRISTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A psychiatrist needed a plumber.&nbsp; He fixed the leak within 20 minutes and charged $200.&nbsp; The psychiatrist complained, &quot;I used to be able to charge $200 an hour, but now with managed care, I can get no more than $100 an hour.&nbsp; How can you charge $200 for 20 minutes?&quot;&nbsp; The plumber replied, &quot;When I was a psychiatrist, I could not charge that much either.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?&nbsp; Only one, but the bulb must want to change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A psychiatrist needed a plumber.&nbsp; He fixed the leak within 20 minutes and charged $200.&nbsp; The psychiatrist complained, &quot;I used to be able to charge $200 an hour, but now with managed care, I can get no more than $100 an hour.&nbsp; How can you charge $200 for 20 minutes?&quot;&nbsp; The plumber replied, &quot;When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}