{"id":29747,"date":"2013-07-01T12:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T11:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=29747"},"modified":"2015-05-06T09:00:11","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T08:00:11","slug":"a-bad-day-indeed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/07\/a-bad-day-indeed\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bad Day Indeed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, &#8220;Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I&#8217;ll buy you another drink. I just can&#8217;t stand to see a man cry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, it&#8217;s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}