{"id":29762,"date":"2013-08-05T12:00:42","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T11:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=29762"},"modified":"2019-06-04T10:57:34","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T09:57:34","slug":"christmas-spirit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/08\/christmas-spirit\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Spirit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.<\/p>\n<p>The cop said to the kid, &#8220;Nice bike you&#8217;ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The kid said, &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cop said, &#8220;Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.&#8221; The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.<\/p>\n<p>The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, &#8220;By the way, that&#8217;s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Humoring the kid, the cop said, &#8220;Yeah, he sure did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The kid said, &#8220;Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}