A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.<\/p>\n
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.<\/p>\n
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.<\/p>\n
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.<\/p>\n
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”<\/p>\n
“Reading a book,” she replies (thinking it was obvious).<\/p>\n
“You’re in a restricted fishing area” he informs her.<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I am reading” she replies.<\/p>\n
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up” the warden says.<\/p>\n
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault” says the woman.<\/p>\n
“But I haven’t even touched you!” says the game warden.<\/p>\n
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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