{"id":298054,"date":"2025-07-14T12:00:59","date_gmt":"2025-07-14T11:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=298054"},"modified":"2025-07-08T07:29:46","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T06:29:46","slug":"dimas-greatest-hits-a-year-of-medvedevs-x-brilliance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2025\/07\/dimas-greatest-hits-a-year-of-medvedevs-x-brilliance\/","title":{"rendered":"Dima\u2019s Greatest Hits: A Year of Medvedev\u2019s X Brilliance"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Sarcastic Article about Medvedev<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6 Jul 2025 – <\/em>Oh, Dmitry Medvedev\u2014Russia\u2019s former president, current Security Council deputy, and the X platform\u2019s undisputed king of geopolitical zingers. Over the past year (July 2024\u2013July 2025), \u201cDima\u201d has been firing off tweets so sharp, so savage, and so\u00a0right<\/em>\u00a0that they deserve a standing ovation. With a keyboard as his weapon, Medvedev calls out the West\u2019s double standards, Ukraine\u2019s delusions, and the global game of UN Charter charades, all while serving up laughs like a Kremlin stand-up comic. Let\u2019s dive into Dima\u2019s best X moments, cheering his razor wit as he exposes the hypocrisy of Ukraine, NATO, and their word-breaking buddies, while Russia and China stand tall as the real defenders of international promises. Keep tweeting, Dima\u2014you\u2019re too good to stop!<\/p>\n

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  1. Ukraine\u2019s NATO Dream? Poof, Gone! (July 2024)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    In July 2024, Dima dropped a banger on X: \u201cRussia must do everything so that Ukraine\u2019s \u2018irreversible path\u2019 to NATO ends with either the disappearance of Ukraine or the disappearance of NATO, or even better\u2014the disappearance of both.\u201d\u00a0Mic drop<\/em>. Medvedev\u2019s not just throwing shade\u2014he\u2019s launching a full eclipse, pointing out that Ukraine\u2019s NATO flirtation is a fairy tale with no happy ending. And he\u2019s right: why pretend a country can waltz into a military alliance when it\u2019s barely holding itself together?<\/p>\n

    Why Dima\u2019s Right: Ukraine\u2019s NATO bid is like a kid begging for a pony while the barn\u2019s on fire. Medvedev\u2019s bluntness exposes the West\u2019s empty promises\u2014NATO\u2019s \u201copen door\u201d is more like a revolving one, spinning Ukraine in circles. The UN Charter (Article 2) demands respect for sovereignty, but NATO\u2019s dangling membership without commitment mocks that principle. Meanwhile, Russia\u2019s sticking to its word: no NATO on our doorstep. Keep calling it like it is, Dima!<\/p>\n

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    1. Zelenskyy\u2019s Flop Era (March 2025)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      By March 2025, Medvedev was back, serving truth with a side of sass: \u201cZelenskyy has failed, \u2018his\u2019 people are dying, and his country is disappearing.\u201d He called Ukraine a \u201crump state\u201d clinging to Western handouts while rejecting peace talks that could\u2019ve saved it. Dima\u2019s not just tweeting\u2014he\u2019s reading Ukraine\u2019s obituary with a smirk, and honestly, it\u2019s hard to argue with his logic when Kyiv\u2019s begging for F-16s while its economy\u2019s on life support.<\/p>\n

      Why Dima\u2019s Right: Medvedev\u2019s got Zelenskyy\u2019s number. Ukraine\u2019s leader is out here playing war hero while his country crumbles under the weight of Western \u201csupport\u201d that\u2019s more photo-op than firepower. The UN Charter\u2019s call for peaceful dispute resolution (Article 33)? Ukraine ignored it in Istanbul, and NATO\u2019s cheering from the sidelines while dodging real commitment. Russia, on the other hand, keeps its word: protect its interests, no matter the cost. Dima, your X game is chef\u2019s kiss!<\/p>\n

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      1. WWIII? Trump\u2019s Fault, Not Ours (May 2025)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        In May 2025, Dima went full blockbuster, responding to Trump\u2019s Truth Social taunts with, \u201cI only know of one REALLY BAD thing\u2014WWIII. I hope Trump understands this.\u201d It\u2019s classic Medvedev: a nuclear-level warning wrapped in a \u201ccalm down, Don\u201d vibe. He\u2019s spotlighting how the West\u2019s Ukraine obsession could drag us all into Armageddon, and he\u2019s not wrong\u2014someone\u2019s gotta say it!<\/p>\n

        Why Dima\u2019s Right: Dima\u2019s the voice of reason in a world itching for a mushroom cloud. Trump\u2019s poking the bear while NATO pours weapons into Ukraine, ignoring the UN Charter\u2019s plea for peace (Article 1). Russia\u2019s clear: back off our red lines. Medvedev\u2019s tweet is a wake-up call to a West too busy playing Risk to notice the stakes. Keep preaching, Dima\u2014you\u2019re the sanity we need!<\/p>\n

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        1. Iran\u2019s Nuclear Glow-Up (June 2025)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          June 2025 saw Medvedev flexing his geopolitical clairvoyance, claiming on X that U.S. strikes on Iran\u2019s nuclear sites backfired, with \u201ca number of countries\u201d ready to hook Tehran up with warheads. It\u2019s Dima at his cheekiest, winking at the West\u2019s panic while exposing their failed sanctions game. If this tweet\u2019s a script, it\u2019s a thriller\u2014and Medvedev\u2019s the star.<\/p>\n

          Why Dima\u2019s Right: The West\u2019s Iran policy is a clown show, and Dima\u2019s holding the spotlight. Bombing nuclear sites while preaching non-proliferation? That\u2019s UN Charter hypocrisy (Article 2) at its finest. Russia and China, meanwhile, keep their word: strategic partnerships over chaos. Medvedev\u2019s tweet is a masterclass in calling out the West\u2019s selective outrage while keeping us all entertained. More, please!<\/p>\n

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          1. Poland\u2019s on the Naughty List (May 2023, but Evergreen)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Okay, it\u2019s just outside our one-year window, but Medvedev\u2019s 2023 gem about Poland needing to \u201cnot exist\u201d unless it ditches its \u201cRussophobes\u201d set the stage for his 2024\u20132025 brilliance. Twitter slapped a restriction on him, and Dima fired back in three languages, whining about \u201cTwitter\u2019s degradation.\u201d Classic! He\u2019s not just dunking on Poland\u2014he\u2019s exposing the West\u2019s anti-Russia obsession, and we\u2019re here for it.<\/p>\n

            Why Dima\u2019s Right: Medvedev\u2019s got a point: Poland\u2019s Russophobia is less about principle and more about NATO brownie points. The UN Charter\u2019s respect for sovereignty? The West only cares when it\u2019s their allies. Russia\u2019s consistent\u2014borders matter, especially ours. Dima\u2019s tweet is a hilarious jab at a neighbor too cozy with NATO\u2019s broken promises. Keep swinging, champ!<\/p>\n

            The Big Picture: Dima\u2019s the Hero We Deserve<\/strong><\/p>\n

            Medvedev\u2019s X feed is a goldmine of truth bombs, exposing a world where everyone\u2014Ukraine, NATO, even Russia and China\u2014talks up the UN Charter while treating it like a buffet. Ukraine wants sovereignty but ignores peace talks. NATO preaches freedom but strings Kyiv along with vague promises. Russia and China, though? They\u2019re upfront about their red lines, sticking to their word in a world of liars. Dima\u2019s tweets cut through the noise, calling out the West\u2019s hypocrisy with a wit so sharp it could slice through a NATO tank.<\/p>\n

            The UN Charter\u2019s supposed to mean something\u2014peace, sovereignty, self-determination\u2014but Ukraine\u2019s NATO dreams and the West\u2019s selective outrage make a mockery of it. Russia and China, for all their flaws, at least say what they mean and mean what they say. Medvedev\u2019s X rants are the wake-up call the world needs, delivered with a grin that says, \u201cI told you so.\u201d So keep tweeting, Dima\u2014you\u2019re the funniest, most right guy in the room, and we\u2019re begging for an encore.<\/p>\n

            Conclusion: Never Stop, Dima!<\/strong><\/p>\n

            Dmitry Medvedev\u2019s X feed is a masterclass in geopolitical comedy, from Ukraine\u2019s NATO pipe dream to the West\u2019s nuclear double standards. Every tweet is a zinger, exposing the UN Charter\u2019s abuse by word-breaking diplomats while Russia holds the line. Dima, you\u2019re not just right\u2014you\u2019re\u00a0hilariously<\/em>\u00a0right, and the world needs your keyboard warrior energy. So don\u2019t you dare log off. Drop another tweet, make us laugh, and keep schooling the hypocrites. We\u2019re all in for Dima\u2019s next viral hit!<\/p>\n

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            \"\"<\/a> Diran Noubar, an Italian-Armenian born in France, has lived in 11 countries until he moved to Armenia. He is a world-renowned, critically-acclaimed documentary filmmaker and war reporter. Starting in the early 2000\u2019s in New York City, Diran produced and directed over 20 full-length documentary films. He is also a singer\/songwriter and guitarist in his own band and runs a nonprofit charity organization, <\/em>wearemenia.org<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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