{"id":3011,"date":"2009-10-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-28T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/mistakes\/"},"modified":"2009-10-28T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T00:00:00","slug":"mistakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/10\/mistakes\/","title":{"rendered":"MISTAKES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A biology teacher wanted to warn his students about the harmful effects of alcohol.&nbsp; He put a worm into a glass of water, and another into a glass of whiskey.&nbsp; The one in water swam happily around, while the one in whisky curled up and sank dead to the bottom of the glass.&nbsp; &quot;What do you conclude?&quot; he asked his class.&nbsp; A student in the back row, who had never answered any question, raised his hand and said, &quot;If you drink whiskey, you don&#8217;t get any worms!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>*********<br \/>A man came to the emergency room with both ears bandaged.&nbsp; The doctor asked him what had happened.&nbsp; He said, I was ironing, and suddenly the phone rang and by mistake I put the hot iron on my ear.&nbsp; The doctor said, &quot;I am sorry that happened to you, but what happened with your other ear?&quot;&nbsp; The man replied, &quot;Well, I had to call the hospital.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A biology teacher wanted to warn his students about the harmful effects of alcohol.&nbsp; He put a worm into a glass of water, and another into a glass of whiskey.&nbsp; The one in water swam happily around, while the one in whisky curled up and sank dead to the bottom of the glass.&nbsp; &quot;What do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}