{"id":33552,"date":"2013-09-16T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T11:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=33552"},"modified":"2015-05-06T08:59:05","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T07:59:05","slug":"fairness-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/09\/fairness-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Fairness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two colleagues went to a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a plate with a bigger and a smaller fish. Each was complimenting the other to help himself first. Finally one served himself and took the bigger fish. The other complained, &#8220;How could you dare to take the bigger fish if you have the first turn!?&#8221; His colleague asked, &#8220;Well, which one would you have taken?&#8221; &#8220;The smaller one, of course!&#8221; the other replied. &#8220;But that&#8217;s the one you have got,&#8221; the other said, &#8220;so why do you complain?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two colleagues went to a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a plate with a bigger and a smaller fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}