{"id":35548,"date":"2013-11-11T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T12:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=35548"},"modified":"2015-05-05T22:21:13","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T21:21:13","slug":"if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/11\/if\/","title":{"rendered":"If\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and Napoleon met in hell.<\/p>\n<p>Alexander said, &#8220;If we had had machine guns, I would have conquered all of Europe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Attila said, &#8220;If we had had tanks, I would have conquered all of Asia and Africa.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And Napoleon said, &#8220;If we had had the US media, the whole world would not yet have found out that we lost the war in Russia.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and Napoleon met in hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}