{"id":35551,"date":"2013-11-18T12:00:35","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T12:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=35551"},"modified":"2015-05-05T22:21:11","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T21:21:11","slug":"precise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2013\/11\/precise\/","title":{"rendered":"Precision"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three boys went into a drug store. The first asked for 5 cents worth of licorice. The pharmacist went into the back of the store, fetched a ladder, climbed up to the top shelf and took 5 cents worth of licorice out of a jar. Then he put the ladder away and gave the licorice to the first boy.<\/p>\n<p>The second boy asked also for 5 cents worth of licorice. The Pharmacist was upset: &#8220;Couldn&#8217;t you have told this to me when I was up there? And you,&#8221; he asked the third boy, &#8220;do you also want 5 cents worth of licorice?&#8221; He said no.<\/p>\n<p>After the grocer had put the ladder away for the second time, he asked the third boy what he wanted. He said, &#8220;10 cents worth of licorice, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three boys went into a drug store. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}