{"id":3621,"date":"2010-02-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/dogs\/"},"modified":"2010-02-07T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-07T00:00:00","slug":"dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/02\/dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"DOGS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector Cluzeau stood at the door of a house with a lady and a dog.&nbsp; He asked the lady, &quot;Does your dog bite?&quot;&nbsp; She said no.&nbsp; He entered, and the dog bit him.&nbsp; He told the lady, &quot;But you said your dog does not bite!&quot;&nbsp; She replied, &quot;This is not MY dog.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>**************<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;A man goes into a bar with his dog and tells the bartender,&nbsp; &quot;I have taught my dog how to talk.&quot;&nbsp; The bartender says, &quot;I don&#8217;t believe you.&quot;&nbsp; The man says, &quot;Yes, listen, tell him, Rex, what is on top of a house?&quot;&nbsp; The dog makes &quot;Roof! Roof!&quot;&nbsp; The bartender says, &quot;Come on, that&#8217;s nothing!&quot;&nbsp; The man says, &quot;O yes, listen to another one.&nbsp; Tell him, Rex, what upholds a tree?&quot;&nbsp; The dog makes &quot;Root! Root!&quot;&nbsp; The bartender ridicules, &quot;Don&#8217;t fool me!&quot;&nbsp; The man says, &quot;Listen to one more.&nbsp; Who was the greatest baseball player of all times?&quot;&nbsp; The dog goes &quot;Ruth! Ruth!&quot;&nbsp; The bartender kicks them out.&nbsp; As they leave the bar, the dog says to the man, &quot;Perhaps I should have said Joe DiMaggio?&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector Cluzeau stood at the door of a house with a lady and a dog.&nbsp; He asked the lady, &quot;Does your dog bite?&quot;&nbsp; She said no.&nbsp; He entered, and the dog bit him.&nbsp; He told the lady, &quot;But you said your dog does not bite!&quot;&nbsp; She replied, &quot;This is not MY dog.&quot; ************** &nbsp;&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}