{"id":3680,"date":"2010-02-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/two-good-ones\/"},"modified":"2010-02-16T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T00:00:00","slug":"two-good-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/02\/two-good-ones\/","title":{"rendered":"TWO GOOD ONES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bumper Sticker of the Year: <em>Be Nice to America or We&#8217;ll Bring Democracy to Your Country<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A mental patient believed he was a mouse.&nbsp; His psychiatrist patiently explained to him that he was a human being, not a mouse.&nbsp; Finally he believed it, and the psychiatrist told him, &quot;You are now cured, you can go home.&quot;&nbsp; Five minutes later, the patient came running back, panting, and exclaimed, &quot;I saw a cat on my way home!&quot;&nbsp; The doctor told him, &quot;But you know now that you are a human being, you need not be afraid of cats.&quot;&nbsp; The patient said, &quot;Well, I know it, but how can I be sure that the cat knows it?&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bumper Sticker of the Year: Be Nice to America or We&#8217;ll Bring Democracy to Your Country A mental patient believed he was a mouse.&nbsp; His psychiatrist patiently explained to him that he was a human being, not a mouse.&nbsp; Finally he believed it, and the psychiatrist told him, &quot;You are now cured, you can go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}