{"id":3711,"date":"2010-02-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/efficiency\/"},"modified":"2010-02-23T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T00:00:00","slug":"efficiency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2010\/02\/efficiency\/","title":{"rendered":"EFFICIENCY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; During the French revolution, a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer were sentenced to be beheaded by the guillotine.&nbsp; The executioner asked the doctor, &quot;Do you want to lie down face up or face down?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Face up,&quot; he said.&nbsp; &quot;Blindfold or no blindfold?&quot; the executioner asked.&nbsp; &quot;No blindfold,&quot; the doctor said.&nbsp; He lay down and the blade of the guillotine came rushing down, but stopped one inch before his neck.&nbsp; According to French law, if an execution fails, the accused must be freed, so he walked away.&nbsp; The executioner asked the lawyer, &quot;Do you want to lie down face up or face down?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Face up,&quot; he said.&nbsp; &quot;Blindfold or no blindfold?&quot; the executioner asked.&nbsp; &quot;No blindfold,&quot; the lawyer said.&nbsp; He lay down, the blade came falling, but again stopped one inch before his neck, and he was freed.&nbsp; Then the executioner asked the engineer, &quot;Do you want to lie down face up or face down?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Face up,&quot; he said.&nbsp; &quot;Blindfold or no blindfold?&quot; the executioner asked.&nbsp; &quot;No blindfold,&quot; the engineer said.&nbsp; He lay down, and as the executioner was about to release the blade, he shouted, &quot;Wait a minute, I can see your problem!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; During the French revolution, a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer were sentenced to be beheaded by the guillotine.&nbsp; The executioner asked the doctor, &quot;Do you want to lie down face up or face down?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Face up,&quot; he said.&nbsp; &quot;Blindfold or no blindfold?&quot; the executioner asked.&nbsp; &quot;No blindfold,&quot; the doctor said.&nbsp; He lay down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}