{"id":38005,"date":"2014-01-20T12:00:35","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T12:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=38005"},"modified":"2015-05-05T22:20:05","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T21:20:05","slug":"relax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/01\/relax\/","title":{"rendered":"Relax!"},"content":{"rendered":"

On a flight from New York to Sydney, the pilot announced that they had engine trouble and would have to make an emergency landing at sea near a small uninhabited South Pacific island. The landing went fine, and the passengers could swim ashore. But they were worried that nobody would ever find them. A husband asked his wife,<\/p>\n

“Did you pay the water bill?” “Not yet.”<\/p>\n

“Did you pay the electricity bill?” “Not yet.”<\/p>\n

“Did you pay for the wine we ordered?” “Not yet.”<\/p>\n

“Did you pay our taxes?” “Not yet.”<\/p>\n

“Then don’t worry. The IRS will certainly find us!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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