{"id":42307,"date":"2014-05-12T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T11:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=42307"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:35:01","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:35:01","slug":"doing-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/05\/doing-math\/","title":{"rendered":"Doing Math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, &#8220;Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.&#8221; His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; The little boy answered, &#8220;I&#8217;m doing my math homework, Mom.&#8221; &#8220;And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?&#8221; the mother asked. &#8220;Yes,&#8221; he answered.<\/p>\n<p>Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, &#8220;What are you teaching my son in math?&#8221; The teacher replied, &#8220;Right now, we are learning addition.&#8221; The mother asked, &#8220;And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?&#8221; After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, &#8220;What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, &#8220;Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}