A Chinese businessman arrived on his first flight to the United States. The customs official asked him,<\/p>\n
“How much money do you have?”<\/p>\n
He seemed not to understand. The customs official repeated the question. No answer. He repeated again slowly and clearly,<\/p>\n
“HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?” The businessman smiled and said,<\/p>\n
“How much would you like?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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