{"id":45081,"date":"2014-08-25T12:00:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T11:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=45081"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:30:41","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:30:41","slug":"playing-bridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/08\/playing-bridge\/","title":{"rendered":"Playing Bridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four women were playing bridge together every Friday afternoon for twenty years.<\/p>\n<p>One day, one of them said to the others, &#8220;I have known you all for such a long time, but there is something I must get off my chest: I am a kleptomaniac. But don&#8217;t worry, I have never stolen from any of you and never will. We have been friends for too long.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second woman said, &#8220;I also have a confession to make, I am a nymphomaniac, but don&#8217;t worry, I have not hit on any of your husbands, and never will, they don&#8217;t interest me. We are too good friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the third woman,&#8221; the reason I never married is that I am a lesbian, but don&#8217;t worry. I will never hit on any of you. We have been friends for too long, and I don&#8217;t want to ruin our friendship.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The fourth woman stood up and said, &#8220;I also have a confession to make, I am a compulsive gossiper. You must excuse me now, I have to go home and make lots and lots of phone calls&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four women were playing bridge together every Friday afternoon for twenty years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}