{"id":46962,"date":"2014-09-08T12:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T11:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=46962"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:30:38","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:30:38","slug":"examining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/09\/examining\/","title":{"rendered":"Examining"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Two students went drinking late into the night before an exam. The next morning, they felt miserable and asked the professor to postpone the exam, because a tire blew on their way home, and they did not get home until very late and did not have enough time to study.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">He granted a postponement by a week. Then he gave them an exam, putting them into different rooms.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The first question counted 5 points. The second question, counting 95 points, was, &#8220;Which tire blew?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two students went drinking late into the night before an exam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}