{"id":46966,"date":"2014-09-15T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T11:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=46966"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:30:35","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:30:35","slug":"expensive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/09\/expensive\/","title":{"rendered":"Expensive?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A foreign tourist&#8217;s car got stuck in a small Russian village. The driver found a local mechanic who looked at the motor, turned one screw, and the car worked again. He charged $100 for the repair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The tourist found this excessive and demanded an itemized bill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It said, &#8220;Turning a screw, 50 cents. Knowing where, $99.50.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A foreign tourist&#8217;s car got stuck in a small Russian village.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}