{"id":46969,"date":"2014-09-22T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2014-09-22T11:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=46969"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:30:34","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:30:34","slug":"jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/09\/jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A burglar broke through a window and entered a pitch-dark room. A voice said,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;I can see you and Jesus can see you too.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">He thought it was probably only a tape recording and proceeded to the next room where the money was. He heard the same voice again saying,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;I can see you and Jesus can see you too.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">He saw a parrot and said, <em>&#8220;You are only a parrot!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The parrot said, <em>&#8220;That&#8217;s right, I am a parrot, but Jesus is a bulldog!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A burglar broke through a window and entered a pitch-dark room. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}