{"id":46973,"date":"2014-09-29T12:00:24","date_gmt":"2014-09-29T11:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=46973"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:29:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:29:43","slug":"wrong-comparison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/09\/wrong-comparison\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Comparison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson, when he spotted a world\u2011famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;Hey Doc can I ask you a question?&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix them, put in new parts; when I finish this bike will work just like a new one. So how come I get minimum wage while you get really big money? You and I are doing basically the same work.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;Try doing it with the engine running!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson, when he spotted a world\u2011famous heart surgeon in his shop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}