{"id":46982,"date":"2014-12-01T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T12:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=46982"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:27:15","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:27:15","slug":"the-jump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/12\/the-jump\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were watching TV in the evening. A young man stood atop a skyscraper at the edge of the roof. Cheney bet that he would jump, and Bush said, &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think he will jump.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After some hesitation, the man jumped down. Bush paid to Cheney. Cheney had a bad conscience and said,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Actually, I watched TV earlier this afternoon, and I saw already that he would jump.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Bush said, &#8220;I also saw TV this afternoon, but I did not think that he would jump a second time.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were watching TV in the evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}