{"id":48389,"date":"2014-11-03T12:00:15","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T12:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=48389"},"modified":"2015-05-05T21:29:35","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T20:29:35","slug":"new-arrivals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2014\/11\/new-arrivals\/","title":{"rendered":"New Arrivals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A pope arrived at the gate of heaven.<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter welcomed him and said, &#8220;Just put your luggage down and sit here on this bench. A bus comes every 15 minutes and will take you to the subway station. The subways run every 20 minutes and you can get off three stops after God&#8217;s palace. Your apartment will be just a short walk from there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pope thanked St. Peter, sat down and waited. A few minutes later, someone else arrived.<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter embraced him and exclaimed, &#8220;Dear friend, how wonderful to see you here! Come get into this limousine, it will take you directly to a penthouse overlooking God&#8217;s palace.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pope stood up and asked St. Peter, &#8220;How come this man gets a much better treatment than me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter answered, &#8220;Oh, you know, we have already 400 popes up here, but this is only our second lawyer!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pope arrived at the gate of heaven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}